i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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