The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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