The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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