I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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