He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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