I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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