Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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