Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I have post one night stand depression
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