I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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