Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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