It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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