Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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