Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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