My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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