let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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