What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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