It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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