His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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