I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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