Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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