I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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