I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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