hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
We smell like vodka and hangover
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