After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
