I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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