so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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