My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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