Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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