awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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