I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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