I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
His nipple licking is glorious
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