Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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