its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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