You were right. It hurts to walk today.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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