In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
