Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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