Plan B is the new Plan A
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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