Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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