am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
