I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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