dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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