well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
