I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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