Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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