Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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