I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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