Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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