I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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