Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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