Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
its not stalking. its research.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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