Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize
