After last night, I could never be a politician.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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