You're completely useless in the revolution.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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