just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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