You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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