This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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